Michael Phelps betta watch his back!

My Dads decided I should start taking swimming lessons. To be honest, I'd much rather just lounge by the pool, watching all the toddler girls in their little bikinis splash around — but my Dads were determined, and so I had to give swimming a shot.

We found an awesome swim school close by where there are heated pools and lots of other kids my age learning to swim. My teacher is called Daisy and she's pretty cool. She lets me play with a huge shark.

Truth is, I've been on four lessons so far, and I already can dunk my head, kick my feet and float on my own. Michael Phelps will soon have some major competition.

Sharknado ain't no match for Max.

No, woman, I don't want to dunk right now. I just had my hair did!

"There goes my Dads cheering me on."

Dad, put away the camera already. Jeez! 

Love Maxwell

Modeling and Mayhem.

Hello.

So much has been happening lately. For starters, I'm talking a lot more. Instead of just screaming "no" over and over — like I had for many months — I've now begun to speak in complete sentences.  My favorites include "Don't do that, Dada!"  and "Can I have more cookies, Papa?"

In addition to talking, I've also learned how to count to ten all my myself.  I guess the 14 million dollars my Dads spend on pre-school is starting to pay off.

Among the more exciting recent events, my Dad's company wanted to use images and video of me and Dada for their company video.  So I finally got to show off my good looks.  Take a look:

As you can see, I clearly get my good looks and modeling prowess from my Dada.  

Love Maxwell

JUNE & JULY

Hi, everyone.

Once again my Dads have fallen behind on the updates.  Perhaps too much time spent manscaping. Any-who, here's a quick pictorial recap of my summer so far:

My Dads bought me my first pet — meet Gavin, the fish.

Blu-eyed baby.

My baby pool at the beach house with Muga! 

The Hollywood Firetruck Museum with my Dads

Licking my first 'cakepop' at my friend Simone's birthday

Posing with my cakepop.  

Max, the adorable, sleeping cherub

Bathtime laughs.

Cowboy Max rides a pony.

Max's happy cartoon-watching chair.

My beautiful Rosie.

Love Maxwell