Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Maxwell’s Translator

• Eating my fingers means I’m hungry.
• Turning red means I’m about to scream at you.
• If I smell like crap, it means I crapped.
• If you put me on your chest with my head snuggled into your armpit and I squirm, it means Papa Al needs to invest in some deodorant.
• If you think I sweated through my swaddle, I probably peed.

Just sayin…

Love Maxwell

P.S. I’d like to officially welcome my wonderful nanny, Rosie, to team Maxwell.

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